France is a Soap Opera

You know what? I'm done. France is just way too much for me. Napoleon came back into power somehow, and he ruled for one hundred days. Then he was exiled AGAIN and someone else took charge.
Really? Really? You have a perfect system, start killing everyone, bring in another despot in place of the old one, exile him, bring him back, and exile him again! What is wrong with this country!?!
I think I'll go to Austria. I've been to Spain, and France is a total mess. Besides, I've heard Austria has some good music.

The music there is your blood curtling screams.....Its music to me at least and thats good enough

Yeah, I probably should not have told you were I was going... I'm going to Switzerland, and you will totally believe me! I'm using my Holy Jedi Mind Powers right now, so you totally believe me!

You were right, France is a mess. That is why I am going to America to spread my knowledge to other young minds. Farewell France, and hello to a glorious new day!

Use you whating-what powers....your speaking gibberish you know that right?

I would have expected as much. Only a follower of the Higher Power would understand the use of of the Holy Worship Jedi Mind Powers Christly Divine Godly Bible God Jesus... Thing...

Shut up.

yea...thats not real stuff